she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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