This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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