at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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