quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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