they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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