She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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