no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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