your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm so fucking centered right now
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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