Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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