I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
one might say we're banned from that church
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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