At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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