thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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