How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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