i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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