I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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