I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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