let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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