small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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