So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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