We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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