you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Found your dick twin last night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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