Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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