I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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