Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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