whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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