Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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