I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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