i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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