Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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