is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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