is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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