How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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