dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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