so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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