How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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