ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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