There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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