There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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