office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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