Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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