There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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