OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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