Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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