I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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