Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I deserve this hangover.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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