But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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