remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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