i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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