yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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