did you get engaged???
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
How's work?
Spinning.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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