I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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