Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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