How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I smell like Dick and happiness
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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