Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i think i have two assholes
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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