better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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