that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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